You live, you learn.

“Little Red Corvette” comes on shuffle.

Me: I don’t even know what a lot of the words mean to this song. How can she have a pocket full of horses?

Tom: Trojans.

Me: oooooooooh!

It took me until I was 40yo to get that!

He then proceeded to explain almost all the rest of the words. He’s so smuckin’ fart.