Silly confessions

When I play Words With Friends on my iPhone (I’m dorydorydory on there! Hit me up! Then smack me for saying, “Hit me up!” like I can pull that off, puh-lease.) and I beat someone, I take a screenshot. When I get more than 30 points for a word, I take a screenshot.

Why?

I don’t know.

Future blackmail?

Widening a collection of useless screenshots?

I’m just a butthole who needs to capture evidence of victory?

Perhaps we’ll never know.

Your turn!

What’s your silly confession?

Gross.

I just got a tick off of Elli, and then cleaned up one of the dogs’ barf.

I think I’m pretty maxed out on the Animal Yuck Factor today.

Thank God for Google. I got instructions on how to get the tick off safely with no matches, vaseline, or alcohol.  The only thing I did use was a paper towel, but only because I didn’t want to touch the nasty, parasitic (literally!), engorged asshole. Only took about 10 seconds and it fell right off.