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On 7/8/2016, Tom, my friends and I got to meet our favorite author. We were almost last in line (on purpose; see also: anxiety issues) and got to get our books signed, and talk with Jenny. Tom got his Rory card signed and I gave Jenny the Knitted Knaughties. If you don’t know about these, you’ll have to put that in my search box and enjoy a really good story about Jenny matchmaking me (in Iowa) and Louise (in New Zealand; see also: possible place to move if Trump becomes President, because if so, I’m Audi, dude) to come up with a knitted vagina and penis to show women where to find their clitoris in a totally non-skeevy way. Seriously; some women have to be shown. My sons learned a lot from this pair, and to their future wives, I say, “You. Are. Welcome.”

That was kind of a long stream of consciousness type of ramble, and I blame my phone. So I’ll just tack on the pictures and call it good. 

Yesterday, I worked from 10am-11pm on my website. I went to bed and couldn't sleep so I got back up and worked from 12am-3:30am. Still couldn't sleep until around 6am. I've gotten ZILCH done today (I did manage to shower, brush my teeth, and put on clean clothes) and I'm almost okay with that.

Jenny doing a totally kick-ass reading

Jenny and Tom

Jenny and Tom


Jenny accepting the adoption of the Knitted Knaughties

Jenny accepting the adoption of the Knitted Knaughties

Jenny and I and the Knitted Knaughties

Jenny and I and the Knitted Knaughties

Jenny combining a couple of her gifts so things could get even weirder, if possible

Jenny combining a couple of her gifts so things could get even weirder, if possible

Jenny and Kenzie  conversing intently

Jenny and Kenzie conversing intently

Jenny and Kenzie

Jenny and Kenzie

And they all checked one thing off their bucket list and lived happily ever after. Amen.

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Yes, I know there’s much more important things going on in the world than Dory growing out her hair.

Whatever.

At least 3 times a week I pick up my phone to text Cathy to make an appointment to cut it all off. Then I put it down and resolve to wait until at least April to make any drastic moves.

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With Sassy Glasses

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Now, on to more important things than my hair.

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In the car on the way… all bouncing off the walls in happy anticipation of good times on the horizon

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Rose sent me a pic of her kids snoozing in the back… Tom said, point at me and take it on 3. No families were killed in a fiery death in the making of this image

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Me and my love

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Mr. Ricechex, ready for his close up

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The Mens. Step back, ladies, they’re all ours

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My love, doing what he does best, which is TALK

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Mr. Ricechex, doing what he does best, which is look smolderingly handsome

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This man whom I love achingly

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Man-child, who frequently makes me want to tear out my hair and set it on fire on an altar to my ancestor-mothers

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This woman, who seems to understand how my heart beats before I do

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Mrs. Ricechex, my eventual Mexico wife

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From me & mine to you & yours!

Asbees at Christmas

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I’m gonna rock 2012 like none other, baby.

How about you?

Here’s a year’s worth of Daily Mug Shots for ya. Shots taken 1-1-11 to 12-31-11.

Here’s one you ain’t heard in a while…

Rip it, roll it, and punch it, dude.

Peace.

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