(Failbook WIN. Check out the comments on the original post [click the image] because they’re almost as good as the post itself.)
AD (that will garner blogger less than a penny per click through)
Obnoxious comment making a flimsy excuse for not posting lately.
Mind-numbingly boring description of mundane goings-on in blogger’s life.
Thinly veiled passive aggressive mention of gratuitous drama interrupting the relative peace of the blogosphere offering up support for one’s bloggy BFF whilst slamming another underdog blogger whose content was taken out of context anyway, thus encouraging continuing drama even as input is calling for an end to said drama.
Shameless begging for readers to join the Google Friend Connect and/or Facebook page using the badge on the sidebar.
Cheesy, oft-used sign off to match the brand of the blog
Cutesy graphic of the blogger’s name
EVEN BIGGER AD (that will garner blogger less than a penny per click through) that has no point for existence since if readers didn’t click the first ad, they aren’t going to click the second ad.