I’m in mourning.
Let’s have a moment of silence for Dory’s iPhone.
Gentlemen, please remove your hats.
Alright then. I’m off to Apple’s website to see if the Applecare Protection Plan will save my ass a buttload of money.
Good God, I hope so.
Update: 16 hours in and I’m still disconnected from the world. I called and told them I did a reset and restore, and they said a restore from backup isn’t good enough, it must be a restore like a brand new phone. I don’t have time for this! AGGGHHHHHH!