Let the Everything On A Stick Exhibition (With Other Highlights On The Side) commence! *triumphant fanfare*
HOT DOG ON A STICK and of course CORN HAND DIPPED DOGS [on a stick]
NOW I’ve seen it all… Chicken Lips?! My mom said that’s what’s in hot dogs!
But evidently, you can get them straight by themselves
with a side of [insert gagging sound fx HERE]
And now apparently WINGS ARE FOR SISSIES but I didn’t get that memo.
We had quite a conversation about how I could hear the smallest and biggest of the frogs, but the middle sized ones, not so well. We were on seriously limited funds, but I wanted one of these guys in like, the worst way. So after I bought the smallest one, I asked him if he had a business card so I could order the biggest one from him later. He said he was already out of cards, but he would give me his information. He took my paper bag and wrote this out on it, and then put the biggest frog inside the bag and said, “Now, you just send me a check for that, because I know you will.” I was so shocked! I thanked him and gave him a hug and was on my way with my two wooden froggy pals from a very trusting vendor named Snake.
I’m going to pay his kindness forward and say this: If you are as smitten with these guys and want to order some from him, email me and I’ll email you back his info. There’s five sizes, and the smallest is $5 and the largest is $25 and the price just rises $5 with each size. I’m going to send him a check for mine, plus order three more for my mom, dad, and sister. Mom still gets to hear froggies LIVE ON
STAGE POND every night, but my sister and dad might like these to remind them of falling asleep to The Froggy Lullaby. Here’s what these guys sound like…
Anywaaaay, back at the
are traditionally items served on a stick although the signage does not explicitly specify.
But they totally count.
Thus concludes Dory And Family Go To The Fair And See Many Unexpected Food Items On A Stick And/Or Deep Fried: A Documentary.
Rip it, roll it, and punch it, dude. Offering baskets are on your way out. Now seeking grants and/or donations for my next documentary project.
*It’s a real song. (ignore the annoying accompanying video. The song is the important part. I love Brak.