Oh, again with the cute damn dog.

I had to video myself today doing an assignment for ASL. I wanted to put up my story in ASL about my trip to Chicago, but it was 12:55 and YouTube won’t let you put up anything longer than 10 minutes. Rat bastards. Maybe if I edited out all the ‘ummm’s and pauses, it would cut out 2:55. ;) But I doubt it.

Anywhooo, while I was at it, I videoed Elli telling me a story…

What am I gonna teach this hairy little bundle of personality next? I think she needs to master a repetitive factory job and start earnin’ her keep. Or maybe I need to take her and move to a planet where fetching a tennis ball for hours on end earns $50,000 a year plus benefits. I bet when we throw in barking shrill enough to bust glass they’ll add a company car and and expense account.

And now, ladies and gentleman, there is a behemoth two-chicken-eating Amazon woman with a palm on each side of my head and she is simultaneously grunting and squeezing as hard as she possibly can. I’m looking for a volunteer, I need someone who is small, strong, and lightning quick… would you please kick her in the shin really hard and then run like a flaming bat out of hell? Kthxbai.

Rip it. And stuff like that there.

One thought on “Oh, again with the cute damn dog.”

  1. Ruby heard your lil yapper and came running into the room with her hair standing on edge!

    It’s like you’re barely holding back a tornado of energy there!

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