Chapter 1: In Which We Meet The River Otter Obsessed With Dory’s Safari Hat.

A rabid river otter took my safari hat this afternoon. I didn’t fight him for it. I heard it’s bad luck to cross a rabid river otter. Or a black cat. Or both. Or something. Oh, look! A shiny chicken riding a bike!

Author: Dory

Believer. Wife. Mom. Deaf chick. ADD-addled. Photographer. Graphic designer. Blogger. Guano whacknut. Not necessarily in that order.