Thank you for visiting the temple of TMI…

Check the statements that apply to you:

(_) I’ve Never Been Drunk
(_) I’ve Never Smoked Pot
(_) I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
(_) I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(X) I’ve Never Crashed A Friend’s Car
(X) I’ve Never Been To Japan
(_) I’ve Never Been In A Taxi
(_) I’ve Never Been In Love
(_) I’ve Never Had Sex In Public
(_) I’ve Never Been Dumped
(X) I’ve Never Done Cocaine
(X) I’ve Never Shoplifted
(_) I’ve Never Been Fired
(_) I’ve Never Been In A Fist Fight
(_) I’ve Never Had Group Intercourse
(_) I’ve Never Fucked In My Parent’s House
(X) I’ve Never Been Tied Up
(X) I’ve Never Been Caught Masturbating
(_) I’ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
(X) I’ve Never Been Arrested
(X) I’ve Never Made Out With A Stranger
(_) I’ve Never Stolen Something From My Job
(X) I’ve Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
(_) I’ve Never Gone On A Blind Date
(_) I’ve Never Lied To A Friend
(X) I’ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
(X) I’ve Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans
(X) I’ve Never Been To Europe
(_) I’ve Never Skipped School
(_) I’ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker
(X) I’ve Never Cut Myself On Purpose
(X) I’ve Never Had Sex At The Office
(_) I’ve Never Been Married
(X) I’ve Never Been Divorced
(_) I’ve Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
(_) I’ve Never Posed Nude.
(_) I’ve Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
(X) I’ve Never Killed Anyone
(X) I’ve Never Received Scars From My Partner
(_) I’ve Never Thrown Up In A Bar
(X) I’ve Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
(_) I’ve Never Eaten Sushi
(X) I’ve Never Been Snowboarding
(X) I’ve Never Had Sex At A Friend’s House While They Were Throwing A Party

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Author: Dory

Believer. Wife. Mom. Deaf chick. ADD-addled. Photographer. Graphic designer. Blogger. Guano whacknut. Not necessarily in that order.